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Esto no me lo estoy inventando\u2026<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Todo empez\u00f3 como cualquier otro turno: yo, sin cafe\u00edna, ya arrepentido de mis decisiones de vida, parado en mi mesa tratando de recordar si odio a la gente o solo a los que hablan. Estoy a la mitad del barajeo cuando se acerca este tipo. Treinta y tantos, pants de esos tristes, ojos que ya vieron tres divorcios y una pelea entre mapaches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trae un portabeb\u00e9<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No un cochecito. No una mantita enrollada. Un portabeb\u00e9 completo. Como si acabara de bajarse de una Subaru y se metiera directo al casino.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Llega, pone el portabeb\u00e9 sobre una silla vac\u00eda en mi mesa como si estuviera dejando su maleta de mano, y saca un voucher todo arrugado. Son $87.34. Me dice, te juro que esto pas\u00f3,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c\u00bfLo puedo canjear aqu\u00ed? Es que necesito comprarle f\u00f3rmula.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Antes de que pueda decirle algo, el beb\u00e9 empieza a llorar. Obvio. Porque hasta ella sabe que esto es una red flag con mameluco. Volteo buscando a seguridad, a un supervisor, a Dios<\/em> \u2014 quien sea.<\/strong> Pero no hay nadie cerca, y este hombre ya va en la mitad de su mon\u00f3logo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Empieza a contarme que gan\u00f3 un mini jackpot en el Buffalo, pero que la m\u00e1quina \u201cse estaba portando sospechosa,\u201d y que no conf\u00eda en el kiosco. Dice que el voucher es real, pero que si \u201cnecesito garant\u00eda,\u201d y luego se\u00f1ala\u2026
al beb\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me congelo. Entre apretar el bot\u00f3n de p\u00e1nico o ver c\u00f3mo termina esta pel\u00edcula.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

As\u00ed que respiro y le sigo el juego.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le digo: \u201cSe\u00f1or, desafortunadamente no puedo aceptar vouchers en la mesa, y mucho menos a cambio de ni\u00f1os.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Y el tipo se ve genuinamente decepcionado. No enojado. Nom\u00e1s como, \u201cNi modo. Se intent\u00f3.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Y luego\u2026 LUEGO\u2026 mete la mano al portabeb\u00e9 y, te lo juro por todo lo sagrado, saca un pollo rostizado.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parpadeo.
Est\u00e1 envuelto en aluminio. Todav\u00eda caliente. Huele delicioso.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

NO HAY BEB\u00c9.<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
\u00bfEl llanto del beb\u00e9? Un altavoz Bluetooth.<\/em><\/h6>\n\n\n\n

En este punto, ya me estoy preguntando si alucin\u00e9 los \u00faltimos 30 segundos. Me gui\u00f1a el ojo y dice,
\u201cTen\u00eda que asegurarme de no perderlo en el cami\u00f3n. No puedes confiar en nadie cuando traes un pollo caliente.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Y se va. Voucher en la mano. Pollo bajo el brazo. El llanto de beb\u00e9 sigue sonando del altavoz como si fuera un comercial maldito de Pampers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me qued\u00e9 parado ah\u00ed tres minutos enteros, mudo, olvidando que ten\u00eda una baraja en la mano. Una se\u00f1ora en tercera base susurra,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c\u00bfEsto fue una broma?\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Y yo le digo: \u201cSe\u00f1ora, no tengo idea en qu\u00e9 dimensi\u00f3n estamos.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me fui a break.
Me com\u00ed una galleta de avena.
Me sent\u00e9 en el piso del lounge de crupieres y me qued\u00e9 viendo al vac\u00edo como si acabara de presenciar un error en la Matrix.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00bfLa moraleja?
No conf\u00edes en ning\u00fan portabeb\u00e9.<\/em>
Verifica que el beb\u00e9 sea real.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Y jam\u00e1s subestimes a un hombre en Las Vegas con amor por el pollo rostizado y el arte esc\u00e9nico.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dame propina pa\u2019 no tener que cuidar pollos por fichas. \ud83d\udc14<\/span><\/mark><\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
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