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Hab\u00eda una reina nocturna encantada,
que al miedo lo usaba de espada;
me at\u00e9 el pavor,
brind\u00e9 con el Se\u00f1or,
y a cada espectro: \u201c\u00a1no hoy!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Una calabaza me dijo \u201c\u00a1paga ya!\u201d
Le dije \u201cmi amor, qu\u00edtate, va\u201d;
tus dientes son show,
mi renta dijo no,
y mi cartera sali\u00f3 a trotar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Caricatura<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Un demonio brilloso grit\u00f3 \u201c\u00a1b\u00fa!\u201d
Y ol\u00eda a resistol del m\u00e1s chaf\u00fa;
me persign\u00e9 al rev\u00e9s,
le piqu\u00e9 con un hielo,
y susurr\u00e9: \u201cte leo el aura, t\u00fa.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Una bruja con u\u00f1as pulidas,
bailaba mientras le\u00eda mis heridas;
me sac\u00f3 una carta,
dec\u00eda: \u201ccuida tu casa,
y tambi\u00e9n tus pinches facturas atrasadas.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\uddd9\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udd2e\ud83c\udf15<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El Strip parec\u00eda embrujado, lunar,
una m\u00e1quina me quiso tentar;
me dijo \u201cven, juega\u201d,
le dije \u201cni sue\u00f1es, perra\u201d,
mejor unas papas y una buena vista.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un cadenero brillando en maldici\u00f3n,
me dijo \u201cbeb\u00e9, qu\u00e9 depravaci\u00f3n\u201d;
le sonre\u00ed vil,
le dije \u201chidrata tu fil\u201d,
y le escup\u00ed una rima peor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Una<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

El ba\u00f1o con luces cruel\u00edsimas,
jur\u00f3 que mi reflejo era \u00e1nima;
le gui\u00f1\u00e9 al destino,
me roci\u00e9 perfume divino,
y texte\u00e9 a mi terapeuta: \u201cjaja, an\u00edmame.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un fantasma en couture pregunt\u00f3: \u201c\u00bftu tipo?\u201d
Le dije: \u201cel que sepa presupuestar y limpi...to\u201d;
sacudi\u00f3 sus cadenas,
yo mis venas llenas,
y lo bloque\u00e9 por mensaje pasivo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\udd33\u26d3\u26ea<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un padre con arn\u00e9s me grit\u00f3: \u201c\u00a1arrod\u00edllate!\u201d
Y yo, por sentir, me fui a rendirme;
bendijo mi caos,
susurr\u00f3 \u201cconfesao\u201d,
y yo: \u201cs\u00ed, pero con agua y postre.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2026Entonces el DJ, en gloria bendita,
remix\u00f3 a los santos sin cita;
las halos giraron,
los pecadores mandaron,
y el cielo cay\u00f3, \u00a1qu\u00e9 delicia!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Caricatura<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Un vampiro al\u00e9rgico al sol,
me dijo \u201ctus p\u00f3mulos, qu\u00e9 rol\u201d;
le dije \u201cde un fantasma,
que cobra con drama,
y contornea mejor que el alcohol.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un hombre lobo con malla pidi\u00f3 tip,
le di como pecador en slip;
aull\u00f3 por mi pelo,
me rez\u00f3 sin recelo,
y prob\u00f3 la luna con su lip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\udddb\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2640\ufe0f\ud83d\udc3a\ud83e\ude9e<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un espejo de terciopelo habl\u00f3:
\u201cqu\u00e9date, tus demonios pagar\u00e1n hoy\u201d;
coquete\u00e9 con el da\u00f1o,
en red y en reba\u00f1o,
y re\u00ed como l\u00e1mpara en show.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un callej\u00f3n hizo misa sat\u00e1n,
las palomas con pluma y af\u00e1n;
una rata en tacones,
vend\u00eda oraciones,
le compr\u00e9 una con glitter y af\u00e1n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Caricatura<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Un Lyft con rosario colgando,
puso cumbias, flotando y rodando;
el chofer me grit\u00f3 \u201cb\u00fa\u201d,
en haiku tan cool,
le di propina por salvar mi trasero volando.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un limerick sali\u00f3 de mi pecho,
susurr\u00f3 \u201candas caliente por sue\u00f1o\u201d;
me bes\u00e9 mi cara,
dije \u201cla cama llama\u201d,
y archiv\u00e9 a mis ex en \u201cdesecho.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udecf\ufe0f\ud83d\udd6f\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un antro con cover a las dos,
me dijo \u201cveinte por pena y adi\u00f3s\u201d;
pagu\u00e9 con sonrisa,
me fui sin prisa,
a abrazar mi columna feroz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un fantasma con encaje y fe,
ofreci\u00f3 room service y t\u00e9;
ped\u00ed pizza y drama,
ajo y cama,
y com\u00ed como santo al rev\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Caricatura<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Un pasillo que respiraba pasi\u00f3n,
me quiso besar la intenci\u00f3n;
escup\u00ed en el suelo,
dije \u201cya no el duelo\u201d,
mi paciencia perdi\u00f3 devoci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un candelabro me confes\u00f3,
y pidi\u00f3 mis triunfos, \u00a1qu\u00e9 horror!;
le dije: \u201cdije no
a tres bros del pavor,
y bes\u00e9 mis sonrisas con error.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u269c\ufe0f\ud83d\udc41\ufe0f\ud83c\udfb0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Una tragamonedas de calabaza,
tir\u00f3 seis, seis, y otra amenaza;
le di una moneda,
eruct\u00f3 la vereda,
me fui con mi alma y mi facha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Una monja drag con colmillos divinos,
me dijo \u201cs\u00e9 santo y cochino\u201d;
di el \u201cfuck\u201d con intenci\u00f3n,
propina al 20, mi amor,
y embruja con brillo asesino.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Caricatura<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Un golpe en la pared susurr\u00f3 mi nombre,
gem\u00eda como m\u00e1quina con hambre;
me gir\u00e9 con placer,
dej\u00e9 tres de follow perder,
y dije \u201csolo efectivo y renombre.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un esqueleto sirvi\u00f3 mi drink,
me dijo \u201cl\u00edmites, el nuevo kink\u201d;
beb\u00ed como rezo,
lubriqu\u00e9 el exceso,
y bautic\u00e9 mis demonios en pink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2620\ufe0f\ud83c\udf78\ud83d\udc7b<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La noche sac\u00f3 mand\u00edbula y filo,
le ofrec\u00ed mis chistes con estilo;
me escupi\u00f3 de regreso,
\u201cqu\u00e9date con tu seso,
pero afila el s\u00ed, mi pupilo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Los fantasmas gritaron \u201c\u00a1otra m\u00e1s!\u201d,
as\u00ed que di un limerick final;
queridos del m\u00e1s all\u00e1,
esta perra se va,
pero a s\u00e1banas, no al bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Caricatura<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

La luna de sangre arque\u00f3 la ceja,
\u201cbitch, ya est\u00e1s a salvo, festeja\u201d;
me inclin\u00e9 ante el horror,
la sombra, el fervor,
y dorm\u00ed como brujo con promesa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Esc\u00fachame, bocas del infierno en tac\u00f3n,
monstruos con sentimientos de acero y saz\u00f3n;
ten deseo por dormir,
haz las paces al fin,
y deja propina con devoci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Si un fantasma te vende su \u201cvibe\u201d,.
r\u00edete y p\u00e1gale un \u201cbye\u201d;
agua, papas fritas,
y buenas malditas,
bloquea, trasciende, y revive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Si te re\u00edste, c\u00f3mprale un caf\u00e9 y un nudo de ajo a la bruja<\/strong> \ud83e\ude84\u2615\ud83e\uddc4<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udc47<\/h5>\n\n\n\n
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