THE STORYBOARDS ARCHIVES
Meltdown Memoirs
A raw poem about suicide, depression, and choosing to stay one more night. If you’re still here, this is for you.
A filthy-funny casino sci-fi script where a mysterious high roller turns empathy into the most dangerous currency in Vegas.
A filthy-funny Vegas New Year poem about glitter lies, haunted truths, and walking into 2026 with boundaries and teeth.
A filthy-funny Vegas Naughty Santa poem about boundaries, burnout, glitter, and getting 86’d with style.
A filthy-fun, sci-fi unbirthday poem where gabro skips work, trips a cake portal, and rules the cosmos with glitter and sarcasm.
A horny night in Vegas turns into a meet-cute with boundaries. Angel and devil commentary, a chatty Ouija board, and a man named Miguel who actually reads. Funny, queer, tender, and very pro-consent.
A dark-camp, glam-horror Halloween poem set on Fremont Street, where a Vegas mirror flirts, bites, and crowns a soft-masc performer.
A filthy, funny queer Halloween limerick chain from Vegas, packed with ghosts, glitter, and big boundary energy.
Four queer idiots roast each other in a 3:30 AM Vegas buffet line, cussing, confessing, and choosing pancakes over bullshit.
A funny, queer, rhyming dare to close the apps, breathe loud, and touch grass. Desert glitter, real air, outside therapy.
