THE STORYBOARDS ARCHIVES
Laugh Tracks from Hell
A filthy-funny Vegas New Year poem about glitter lies, haunted truths, and walking into 2026 with boundaries and teeth.
A filthy-funny Vegas Naughty Santa poem about boundaries, burnout, glitter, and getting 86’d with style.
A filthy-fun, sci-fi unbirthday poem where gabro skips work, trips a cake portal, and rules the cosmos with glitter and sarcasm.
A horny night in Vegas turns into a meet-cute with boundaries. Angel and devil commentary, a chatty Ouija board, and a man named Miguel who actually reads. Funny, queer, tender, and very pro-consent.
A filthy, funny queer Halloween limerick chain from Vegas, packed with ghosts, glitter, and big boundary energy.
Four queer idiots roast each other in a 3:30 AM Vegas buffet line, cussing, confessing, and choosing pancakes over bullshit.
A funny, queer, rhyming dare to close the apps, breathe loud, and touch grass. Desert glitter, real air, outside therapy.
21 spicy, queer-coded slot machine pickup lines that should probably never be used but absolutely will. Try at your own risk.
